Siblings

Siblings

Even closer than cousins.

4/5

A Year

A Year

An arbitrary unit of time that is sort of only reasonable if you really need to plan ahead.

2.5/5

Swimming Pools

Swimming Pools

Decent places to pee, if there aren't that many options.

3/5

Starbucks

Starbucks

A fast food chain with an extremely sparse menu.

1.5/5

A Preface

A Preface

Just a heads up that you are about to read a book that you will probably not enjoy.

5/5

SimCity

SimCity

Pretty underwhelming, if you've ever been to a real city before.

2/5

Grapevines

Grapevines

Apparently, good conductors of sound.

4.5/5

Gulliver's Travels

Gulliver's Travels

Complete nonsense. Useless without illustrations.

1/5

Iceberg Lettuce

Iceberg Lettuce

A misnomer, to say the least.

1/5

Roads

Roads

Not really all that different from streets.

3/5

Boats

Boats

Amphibious cars. If the ocean was a highway, you'd take a boat.

4/5

Studying

Studying

Doesn't even really make sense to do it unless it's for school or something.

1.5/5