A tasteless and offensive misrepresentation of the duck, which actually lacks the anatomical means to speak. Did you know that ducks belong to the bird family?
Not actually a real basketball team. Much more akin to circus performers, but occasionally their love for the game seems to come through behind those goofy shenanigans.
Apparently not as ferocious as they're made out to be. Often bred with other species, as with the Bull Shark or the Tiger Shark, and with every day items, as with the Hammerhead Shark. Neat!
Just chocolate and cream sandwiches, really. If they marketed them as such, they'd probably see more success. Great cookies. Keep your eyes peeled for these bad boys.