Fur Coats

Fur Coats

Probably really warm, but they always look funny to me. Also, they raise some ethical concerns for a lot of people. Be mindful of your company if you plan on wearing one of these things.

2.5/5

Chalk Dust

Chalk Dust



Absolutely unbearable.

0/5

Beds

Beds

Usually pretty comfortable. Good for sleeping in.

4/5

Feeling Under the Weather

Feeling Under the Weather

Not very good at all. I wouldn't reccommend it, if you can avoid it. In fact, there are preventative measures you can take, like getting vaccinations, but you have to deal with needles, so really a lose/lose situation.

1/5

School

School

It can be boring sometimes, but totally worth it in the long run.

4.5/5

The Wild West

The Wild West

It's been kind of romanticized by movies and television, so a lot of people don't realize that there was actually a lot of sickness out in the desert. Some of the animals there can be pretty dangerous, too, i.e. rattlesnakes.

2/5

Digital Clock

Digital Clock



Easier to read than a traditional timepiece, and often coupled with an alarm function as well. A real treat.

5/5

Sausage Egg and Cheese Croissanwich

Sausage Egg and Cheese Croissanwich

A breakfast sandwich that leaves something to be desired.

3/5

Balderdash

Balderdash

I couldn't figure this one out, to be honest. If I wanted to relax and socialize, why would I want to pick up a pen and start writing? Entirely too much thinking for a board game, plus you don't even get to move your game token when you roll the die. Advancing the piece is much more complicated than that. For a complete list of rules:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006022413002

Plus, my friends were blatantly cheating, and then lied about it. If it were more intuitive, though, and I was allowed to simply move my game token the number of spaces shown on the die, as in Monopoly, I'd have probably won. A completely miserable experience.

.5/5

Busch Light

Busch Light

A carbonated "beer" drink manufactured by Anheuser-Busch. I think it tastes better cold, but I suppose it is still drinkable if you leave it in a hot car all afternoon.

3.5/5

Warning: "Beer" contains alcohol, so only have one or two if you're going to drink it.

Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe

A successful American actor, whose penis appears on camera twice in Antichrist.

2/5

Dolphins

Dolphins

Actually mammals, not fish, which I think is a little arrogant. What are you doing in the ocean, then, friend? Dolphins do, however, fuck for pleasure.

2.5/5

E-Mail

E-Mail



Very convenient. Imagine a letter that you could send to someone without the hassle of postage costs, or the delay of transit. I'd say "E-Mail" is the way of the future.

5/5

A Piece of Fruit

A Piece of Fruit

It's sort of like a sweeter vegetable. A piece of fruit can be incredible under the right circumstances.

5/5

Sausage McMuffin with Egg

Sausage McMuffin with Egg

A totally reasonable breakfast sandwich.

4.5/5

The Bristol Stool Chart

The Bristol Stool Chart

I've never had much practical use for it, to be quite frank, but I appreciate the thought that went into its genesis. It would certainly make discussing poop with your physician a little more dignified, or maybe just more professional, though I've never really shied away from words like "poop" and I'd really just feel more uncomfortable describing my "bowel movement" to somebody.

2.5/5

Ludwig van Beethoven

Ludwig van Beethoven

Decent enough guy, from what I understand. Hell of a pianist, in spite of his completely worthless liver. A rockstar and a gentleman, through and through.

4.5/5

Chess

Chess

I'm really not very good at this game, nor do I have that much fun playing it. That said, I think the Rook is a fine looking game token.

2/5

Owning a Dog

Owning a Dog

It's pretty legit. I was disappointed this afternoon when I went outside and somebody had shit weird green slime into the snow right in front of the door.

3/5

Robocop

Robocop

An absurd sci-fi/action movie which features the following line: "Bitches, leave."

3.5/5