Gargling

Can be done with any liquids. Cool!

5/5

Homophones

A difficult concept to articulate using only sign language.

4/5

Defibrillation

Not for the faint of heart.

3/5

Brain Surgery

Best left to a professional.

3.5/5

Tilapia

A shitty fish, but a fish, nonetheless, and for that, we must be thankful.

3/5

Hunger

Often what compels us to eat. Did you know that the above photograph was made possible by hunger?

1.5/5

Easels

It's harder than I thought it was going to be to come up with a pun about ease of use.

2/5

Capital Punishment

Sort of like an abortion.

1.5/5

Progress

Better than it used to be.

4/5

Full Sail University

A college, I guess, that employs a team of well-meaning but tragically misguided advertising specialists.

1/5

Having a Good Time

Fun, but not always appropriate. Sometimes having a good time can seem cruel, like at a funeral.

3.5/5

Ice Cream

Closer to ice than to cream.

1/5

Bipolar Disorder

Could kinda go either way.

2.5/5

Charlie Sheen

Bless his heart, he's kind of cute for a warlock.

4.5/5

A Perfect Score

A little arrogant, no?

3/5

Legends

The stuff of myth.

4/5

Uma Thurman

As far as I can tell, she's just kind of a weirdly tall person.

1.5/5

The Pancreas

An edgy and creative alternative to a toothbrush.

5/5

A Bicycle

One wheel short of a tricycle.

3.5/5

Internet

A difficult word to rhyme with.

1.5/5