Gargling

Can be done with any liquids. Cool!

5/5

Homophones

A difficult concept to articulate using only sign language.

4/5

Defibrillation

Not for the faint of heart.

3/5

Brain Surgery

Best left to a professional.

3.5/5

Tilapia

A shitty fish, but a fish, nonetheless, and for that, we must be thankful.

3/5

Hunger

Often what compels us to eat. Did you know that the above photograph was made possible by hunger?

1.5/5

Easels

It's harder than I thought it was going to be to come up with a pun about ease of use.

2/5

Capital Punishment

Sort of like an abortion.

1.5/5

Progress

Better than it used to be.

4/5

Full Sail University

A college, I guess, that employs a team of well-meaning but tragically misguided advertising specialists.

1/5

Having a Good Time

Fun, but not always appropriate. Sometimes having a good time can seem cruel, like at a funeral.

3.5/5

Ice Cream

Closer to ice than to cream.

1/5

Bipolar Disorder

Could kinda go either way.

2.5/5

Charlie Sheen

Bless his heart, he's kind of cute for a warlock.

4.5/5

A Perfect Score

A little arrogant, no?

3/5

Legends

The stuff of myth.

4/5

Uma Thurman

As far as I can tell, she's just kind of a weirdly tall person.

1.5/5

The Pancreas

An edgy and creative alternative to a toothbrush.

5/5

A Bicycle

One wheel short of a tricycle.

3.5/5

Internet

A difficult word to rhyme with.

1.5/5

Lap Giraffes

Lap Giraffes

Totally missing the fucking point.

0/5

The 20th Century

The 20th Century

A thing of the past.

1/5

A Small Coffee Shop

A Small Coffee Shop

Cute idea, but unrealistic, frankly.

2/5

Aerosmith

Aerosmith

Five really good friends with access to musical instruments.

1/5

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong

A video game character almost certainly inspired by a simple typo.

3.5/5

Exercise

Exercise

Actually completely different from exorcism.

2/5

Pericles

Pericles

An allegedly bearded man of whom no photographic evidence exists.

1/5

Siblings

Siblings

Even closer than cousins.

4/5

A Year

A Year

An arbitrary unit of time that is sort of only reasonable if you really need to plan ahead.

2.5/5

Swimming Pools

Swimming Pools

Decent places to pee, if there aren't that many options.

3/5

Starbucks

Starbucks

A fast food chain with an extremely sparse menu.

1.5/5

A Preface

A Preface

Just a heads up that you are about to read a book that you will probably not enjoy.

5/5

SimCity

SimCity

Pretty underwhelming, if you've ever been to a real city before.

2/5

Grapevines

Grapevines

Apparently, good conductors of sound.

4.5/5

Gulliver's Travels

Gulliver's Travels

Complete nonsense. Useless without illustrations.

1/5

Iceberg Lettuce

Iceberg Lettuce

A misnomer, to say the least.

1/5

Roads

Roads

Not really all that different from streets.

3/5

Boats

Boats

Amphibious cars. If the ocean was a highway, you'd take a boat.

4/5

Studying

Studying

Doesn't even really make sense to do it unless it's for school or something.

1.5/5

Microscopes

Microscopes

Kind of overkill, unless you're looking at something really, really tiny.

2/5

Music

Music

Often loud and intrusive.

2/5

Ebeneezer Scrooge

Ebeneezer Scrooge

A successful businessman with an uncompromising hatred for handicapped children.

1.5/5

Orange

Orange

Both a color and a fruit. Dually useful.

4.5/5

Lavender

Lavender

Just purple, unless you mean the flower.

3/5

Winter

Winter

A completely offensive season which more often than not outstays its welcome.

1/5

Sewers

Sewers

The best anybody can come up with.

3.5/5

Juggling

Juggling

Basically just making a mess.

1.5/5

Checkers

Checkers

Only really worth playing if you have an opponent.

3/5

A Douche

A Douche

A misunderstood, often misused juice box.

3/5

New Zealand

New Zealand

Actually a country of its own.

4/5